Well when I should have been working...

My days seem to go on without accomplishing much work...somehow my multitasking ablilities also distract me to working on about 5 different things and complete nothing. Here is one of my distractions that caused me to accomplish nothing today....

Part 1: Fat People and Techno Music

I love dancing fat people....The Germans make the best techno and fat people always have a good sence of humour...they have, to they're fat. Ok, that was harsh but take a look at this link and see what I mean.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

This kinda reminds me of my last year at UBC living with the big gay swede. You know, coming home to him in his underwear, sitting at his computer with Tiesto pumping while he was hacking the mainframe to the physics building and learning to chat in MSN messenger in binary code....oh those were the days.

part 2: Land of the Free

God bless America....Really some right wing American's view of Canada is outrageous. I'm so glad I really dont take them seriously hahaha....Its quite hard to take any country seriously who promotes "freedoms" around the world and then bashes their neighbours and largest trading partner. No wonder so many countries around the world hate Americans. I never really understood it when I was in Canada but now that I am abroad for a few years I see how they are portrayed outside of the USA. I dont know if being in Canada puts us under American propoganda so we dont see the truth of what our American neighbour is doing or if New Zealand just ignores, or tries to ignore American foreign policy unless is slaps them in the face (probably something to do to their sheep or cows) or if some outragious happens like the prison incidents in Iraq. I guess being isolated on a small island in the south pacific will creates an independence of their own where America is a place, but not the centre of the universe...

http://gprime.net/video.php/foxoncanada

Part 3: Just to let you know Yankies...I cant take this as my own but its true

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,although I'm certain they're really really nice.I have a Prime Minister, not a president.I speak English and French, not American.And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.I believe in peace keeping, not policing,diversity, not assimilation,and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!Canada is the second largest landmass!The first nation of hockey!and the best part of North AmericaMy name is Joe!!And I am Canadian!!!

http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm