Keith Richards wants to die

So after the Rolling Stones' tour of NZ they headed over to nice Fiji for some R&R. Well now Keith Richards is sitting in an Auckland hospital after some drunken boobery and dabautchery on their vacation. The story goes like this, after a good day on the Vodka and a switch to Rum at dinner, Keith Richards decides that he is going to clime a coconut tree. Yes, this is something I have seen done by Scuba him self on one of our stumbles home. Apparently the staff at the hotel were told to cater to to the Stones at all costs. If they didn't management told him that their jobs were gone. Well after Keith realized that his 60+ body wasn't able to do it alone so he got a poor kid to help him climb this damn tree. So expectedly he falls out of the tree and old man Keith has to get flown to Auckland to get checked out. As funny as this is the rumor is that the kid who helped him into the tree has gotten fired. What a shaft!